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Zytrax
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"What men call sanity is what has led to the current planetary crises, and insanity is the only viable alternative."
Joined: 3rd August 2018
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Latest comments by Zytrax:
No Beer Left 8 years ago #9782551
Surprised Austria didn't pop back in to film more weird porn. Or maybe Germany has to be involved.
Confusion 8 years ago #9782307
Fun fact: If you shout "I WANTED PENIS!" when presented with your order at a restaurant, 9 times out of 10 they WILL call the police. 1 out of 10 times, you're either in a Denny's or a Waffle House, and that's not even the worst thing to happen in the last hour.
Eurovision 2010 8 years ago #9781794
America, stay out of Eurovision disputes. We've got too many blasted singing competitions in this country without getting involved in the big one across the pond.
No other hat will do 8 years ago #9781594
There's something wrong with this hat. It's pouring tea in my mouth instead of maple syrup and Molson.
The biggest and bestest hostage taker 8 years ago #9807376
It's funny 'cause everything is terrible!
Please send help.
Please send help.
Leaking 8 years ago #9782549
Pretty sure America just writes terrible love poems about Russia nowadays.
Non-holiday 8 years ago #9788580
Plenty of Christians do the same. Mostly because they're not all hung up on church or don't have the time/patience to cook.
German Sparkle Party 8 years ago #9782901
Just back out of the room slowly, Germany, and try not to make eye contact.
Precautions 8 years ago #9782892
Was Denmark actually trying to rob one of Switzerland's banks, or was he just trying to make love to the cow?
The Easy Way 8 years ago #9782883
I wonder: if somebody wore a shirt that said "I found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time," would Nordics get the joke, or would they assume there's a weird American branch of Christianity in which sofas qualify as holy sites?
A trip into American culture 8 years ago #9782722
I knew exactly where this was going the second I saw Norway smacking.
Proud Finland 8 years ago #9782552
The hilarity of this one image almost makes me wish I was Finnish. I'm reading this in a library and the whole table is shaking with my silent laughter.
Even Nazis have Needs 8 years ago #9782171
I have to wonder what the punishment for owning a brunette sex doll would have been.
Germany on Vacation 8 years ago #9782170
If that's the worst thing somebody buries whenever he visits, consider yourself lucky.
Norway in Denmark 8 years ago #9781635
You can't hold a country to a promise he made when he was sober, come on.
Monkey Man 8 years ago #9781613
They should let South Africa get a few good hits in before they pull him off of Denmark. Otherwise he won't learn anything.
Stop Your Meddling 8 years ago #9781587
"You got your fish in my beer!"
"You got your beer on my fish!"
"You got your beer on my fish!"
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